Animal Ha Ha’s!

Q: What’s the shark’s favourite book?
A: Huckleberry Finn

Q: Why wouldn’t your mother’s sister go to the zoo?
A: She was afraid of the anteater.

Q: What do you call a big gray animal who needs a bath?
A: A smell-aphant.

Q: Which animal has the hardest time keeping friends?
A: The Cheetah.

Q: Why did the bumblebee dress as a witch for Halloween?
A: She wanted to be a spelling bee.

Q: Why is the king of beasts so well rested?
A: Because he’s always a lion.

Q: Why did the panda get cold?
A: Because he slept in his bear skin.

Q: What did the flea say when he got tangled in the leopard’s fur?
A: I’m in a tight spot.

Q: What did the lightening bug say to his teenage son?
A: I don’t want you to go out tonight.